Santas Sexshop

Sit on my lap girl.
Let santa whisper you his secrets.
Let me tell you what you ought to know.
I'm the keeper of the flame.
I can drive you insane.

Let me take you to my workshop,
Show you my many secrets.
Dance with me beauty.
Make love to me, beauty.
Steal my thunder.
Push me down under.

I'll let you take me where you want go,
I'll get you some of my hot fudge.
Enter my charmers fuzzbox.
Puts you in my sensual funbox.

Fairies lift your feet off the ground.
You hear the call of the baskerville hound.
I'll be your sweet beast of love.
I'll go down on you with my pleasure glove.

Hold on to the ceiling while you float in space.
Shame me now, as I give you my lovers disgrace.