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Accidental Moderator (fictional)

The annoying nooby mod, obsessed with correcting grammar,
Always way too eager to exercise his ban hammer.

Promoted by mistake when a name was misspelt,
What a stroke of luck he had been dealt.

He banned anyone who made a grammatical mistake,
And nobody knew that his ban hammer was fake.

They all strove to be like him, to be promoted too,
Soon the website was infested with grammar Nazi noobs.

They couldn't use grammar themselves, but still corrected others,
Betrayed their metaphorical online sisters and brothers.

Until eventually the creator came online and said,
"people of this website, listen up, I am fed,

Up of this pointless war, this site was meant for fun,
And now that this has happened, there really is none!"

And everybody realised what fools they had been,
While copying this nooby moderator they had seen.

The moral of the story is that badges don't make you great,
And sometimes you shouldn't take advantage of what's handed to you by fate.

Earthbound

@Earthbound

14 years old. Female. British. Likes to rhyme. Is addicted to Teh Internetz.

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Nicely writ! 😜

@ckahn Thanks! :)

Very well written @Earthbound πŸ‘

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@Earthbound this is awesome!!

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@Earthbound Welcome sweetie ☺

Fab piece πŸ˜‰

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