Sherlock: Sex does not alarm me!
Mycroft: How would you know?
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Me: oooh burn!!!!
Sherlock: Sex does not alarm me!
Mycroft: How would you know?
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Me: oooh burn!!!!
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I'm sable; cute, not-so-cuddly, and liable to rip your heart out.
Promise me one thing: Don't take me home until I'm drunk-very drunk indeed. - Holly Golightly (Breakfast At Tiffany's 1961).
I leave and she's 12, I come back after a week and she's 16. -Parental Guidance.
Simpson, Homer Simpson. He's the greatest guy in history. From the, town of Springfield. He's about to hit a chestnut tree..
When your ex says, "You'll never find anyone like me." Reply with, "That's the point DUMBASS".
When your ex says, "You'll never find anyone like me." Reply with, "That's the point DUMBASS".
They're smitten, While playing badminton, Where's my kitten. -Princess Diaries 2.
When we were five our parents asked us what we wanted to some said astronaut, or in my case princess. When we were ten they asked again some said journalist or in my case a gold mentalist.
"If you wake up one morning, and it's a particularly beautiful sunset, then you'll know we succeeded" -Capa, in Sunshine.
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