I GOT A DIG BICK
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I GOT A DIG BICK
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Banana and a vibrator sitting on a bedside table. Banana turns to vibrator: I don't know why you're fuckin shaking, she's going to eat me!.
Marge: Bart. How did you get that cellphone?!?!?!?. Bart: Same way you got me, by accident... on a golf course..
When I was 11, I was Jimmy Saville's wingman..
If her age is on the clock shes too young for your cock Not meant to be offensive.
What do a Pizza delivery guy and a gynaecologist have in common. They both get to smell the good but they never get to eat..
He came to me one night, explored my body, licked, sucked, swallowed & had his fill. When he was satisfied, he left... I was hurt... F***IN MOSQUITO.
What starts with f and ends in uck most people say fuck but its firetruck.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball. Gaged.
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