@am09axz

Truth

Old enough to go to war... ...but not old enough to drink?.

@Tweddlr

iPhone Weakness.

Was going to do a take on Sherlock Holmes, then I realized I'd be on for half an hour on an iPhone keypad. If I do it, I shall upload a link..

@Mr_Coolio

Chavs

What's the point of chavs. All they do is sit around doing nothing at school and wonder when they're an adult walking their massive Staffordshire Bull Terrier down the road why they haven't got a job.

@Mr_Coolio

Like my dad says; all kids films are based on 'Finding Nemo'. They get lost and have to go find each other again. He has seen it 11 times though..

@CoollikeCat

My Sister

My sister recently got Opuss on her iPod. Please follow her @lilsandstorm. WARNING: Often gets dangerously weird and not suitable for the easily creeped out..

@faruc

ROLE REVERSAL (Girls' Night Out)

Me and my homies, we're gonna dress up in the sexiest of outfits, looking fly as f*ck. Then we'll go the club where chick are gonna be drooling over us.

@thelivjay

A woman should never be expected the clean the house unless the man is giving her a pair of Louboutins..

@GizMonkey

Overwhelmed!

Thank you all for the support on my new series Skaters and Haters.