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Kid: mum where was I born?
Mean parent: on the A9
Kid: what'd that?
Mean dad: road
Kid: oh
Pause
Kid: but why there?
Mean parent: cos that's where most accidents happen.

Sorry if that ain't a road but I think I heard it on tv

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@OfMonstersAndMen mean parents huh

@Emma_33 yeahh

@OfMonstersAndMen and can't tak

Take all credit my friend helped me make it up

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