A man went to a pharmacist. He went to a girl worker and told the girl that he wanted to buy condoms. She asked what size he wanted. The man said that he didn't know. The girl held up 1 finger and asked if that was the size of the mans penis. The man said no bigger. The girl held up 3 fingers and the man said no smaller. The woman held up 2 fingers and the man said yes. The woman put her 2 fingers in her mouth and said: 'medium condom size'
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I'm 14. I like to read and write. I mostly write quotes jokes and a few stories. I write poems from time to time. Anyways I also make Wordsearches! I also have made listen to this song posts so if you like music check them out I've got lots of them. If you want to follow me on twitter: @VerticalPiano5 also I have kik: ThatBoy7 Time is the teacher Patience is the student :) <3 To All :-)
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