Mr Fingers

@daren65

New Apple Product

Apple announced today the launch of a chip to be implanted into women's breasts and play music.

@faruc

Actual Convo With My Friend

Me and my female friend; Me: *looking at megan fox pics* Her: shes f*cking hot Me: what are you a lesbo. Her: I'm bisexual Me: go ahead, prove it. Her: umm... Me: yea, that's what I thought..

@mort

Far Enough

If you don't know what it says at the end of a condom. You've obviously not rolled it back far enough!.

@zw-269

Rocket Man

There once was a man with a penis shaped as a rocket. As any man would be, he was concerned and decided to confide in his doctor. After explaining the situation the doctor had a look...

@vieromero

This Is A Guy's Joke

*Dude talking to girl* What's the difference between peanut butter and jam??. I can't peanut butter my dick up your butt!!.

@mitchattitude

Playing Bridge

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand..

@em99sh

A little boy asks his dad "How much does it cost to get married?" Dad says "I dont know im still paying!".

@em99sh

People keep saying that the right man will find me Mine must have gotten bad directions from mapquest!.