There once was a man with a penis shaped as a rocket. As any man would be, he was concerned and decided to confide in his doctor.
After explaining the situation the doctor had a look... The doctor then asked the man...
How does your wife feel about this?
The man replied "she's over the moon"
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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand..
A little boy asks his dad "How much does it cost to get married?" Dad says "I dont know im still paying!".
Your ma is so fat when it's snows she gets a bowl and spoon.
My wife said, "Those penis enlargement pills you're taking are definitely working. You're a bigger prick today than you were yesterday.".
A friend of mine told me that every time you fap, you'll get one more day to live. He says he is immortal..
I hate Pedophiles... ...they're fucking immature assholes..
Laughing to myself because @SeaMonster is rank 69... Rude boss <3.
*Dude talking to girl* What's the difference between peanut butter and jam??. I can't peanut butter my dick up your butt!!.
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