Actual Convo With My Friend

@zw-269

Rocket Man

There once was a man with a penis shaped as a rocket. As any man would be, he was concerned and decided to confide in his doctor. After explaining the situation the doctor had a look...

@vieromero

This Is A Guy's Joke

*Dude talking to girl* What's the difference between peanut butter and jam??. I can't peanut butter my dick up your butt!!.

@mitchattitude

Playing Bridge

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand..

@em99sh

A little boy asks his dad "How much does it cost to get married?" Dad says "I dont know im still paying!".

@arabonee

Your Mama

Your ma is so fat when it's snows she gets a bowl and spoon.

@daren65

Size Does Matter !!!

My wife said, "Those penis enlargement pills you're taking are definitely working. You're a bigger prick today than you were yesterday.".

@sunstra

Telling The Truth

A friend of mine told me that every time you fap, you'll get one more day to live. He says he is immortal..

@mort

Far Enough

If you don't know what it says at the end of a condom. You've obviously not rolled it back far enough!.