What If ?

@NatalieRoseX

A Couple Inches

A boy was strolling merrily whilst whistling to himself. His friend, puzzled, walked up to him and asked why he was so happy. The boy said proudly "I grew a few inches in the night!"...

@deano5

Women's Legs

Why do women have legs. Have you seen the mess a snail makes!.

@deano5

Blind Man

A blind man walked past a fish market. He said "Hello ladies"..

@iPuss

Mr Fingers

Every where he goes... Bitches always know!... Mr fingers has a weenie that he loves to show!.

@em99sh

People keep saying that the right man will find me Mine must have gotten bad directions from mapquest!.

@daren65

New Apple Product

Apple announced today the launch of a chip to be implanted into women's breasts and play music.

@faruc

Actual Convo With My Friend

Me and my female friend; Me: *looking at megan fox pics* Her: shes f*cking hot Me: what are you a lesbo. Her: I'm bisexual Me: go ahead, prove it. Her: umm... Me: yea, that's what I thought..

@ify12

the affair

4. A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.