Favourite Food?

@blindsilence

Good Cod Almighty

I used to work in a fish shop. I killed a man with the salt shaker and a fried cod last month. I was lucky though, I was only charged with assault and battery..

@RobbieMcKane

Mmmmmm

I love da chips. Made from my brains..

@Diddle

Hungry

What's worse than being hungry?... Being so hungry you can't even get some food. The story of my mornings..

@czo

Why are bran flakes called bran flakes. 'cause they're bran..

@aromastoff

And a well known fact abut out eggs: find out which one is boiled and which one is raw by spinning them.

@Odd

Attempting to make my first alcoholic cupcake, with alcoholic icing... Let's see how this goes....

@WhatAMess

Devils Food Cake is irresistible.

@magicmilkshake

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