Mmmmmm

@marketick

English Breakfast

It is quite surprising how simple to prepare an English breakfast yet people actually go out and pay for it all the time..

@doctormarten

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, I eat it..

@rleyton

Bacon and Eggs

With family staying, my wife thought bacon and eggs on Sunday would be nice. Am I right to think sausages should be expected.

@leonidka9

Doesn't make sense!

Sure buy a double cheese burger, large fries and a.... Diet coke?.

@helen_

Crisps

If you're lucky, you may get a few crisps in the bottom of your packet of air..

@XxFaithxX

Darn it.

Apparently, setting myself on fire is NOT burning calories!.

@Anniekf

Joke

Peter the plum swam for his life, but the currents were too strong for him. Lol By annabelle aged 10 xx.

@jojo29

Why?

Why do biscuits taste so much better after you dunk them in tea?....