Doesn't make sense!

@ollierosser

Health?!

I can't seem to get my head around healthy living. I've been trying for 12 years. Either I eat well and don't exercise, or vice versa. Right now I'm going through an exercise phase.

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@PoppyA

The Great British Bake-Off

I love the Great British Bake-Off. The smell of lemony cupcakes is sneaking out from the oven and filling the house. NOM. Seriously though - the book is great for beginners or dab hands!.

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@soljammanology

Meeting Old Friends

I bumped into my mate from school days last week and asked him how he's doing. "I prepare meals for drunks, drug addicts and hobos" "Oh so you work at a charity shelter then.

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@sammiej

Addicted To Creme Eggs

Has come to the conclusion that Creme Eggs are scarily addictive!.

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@esskobar

Drinking

Come one come all get gassed to the wall!!.

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@LukaB

Onions

A friend of mine said onions are the only food that can make you cry, so I hit him over the head with a watermelon.

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@EllieSmelly

Apples

An apple a day keeps the doctors away...

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@Anniekf

Joke

Q: what did a person at the creme egg competition. A: goo goo goo!!. By Annabelle aged 10 xx.

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