@Noonington

I'm still not sure; how to use semi-colons..

@fooloo0

Holmium

Today in chemistry class my friend was talking to a jerk. The jerk was talking about his girlfriend and was saying that my friends didn't have one. Then I said out loud to the class...

@peace123

Whats a polygon. A dead parrot.

@madworldd

Joke c:

What do you call a fake pasta. An impasta.

@cursedpens

Burger Joint

Q: Where do chemists go for a burger. A: The Io-Diner.

@chrisy

Right my brov you know we'll most of you won't he is..., try and guess, oh yes, a Computer GEEK!!!!!!!.

@cursedpens

Superhero

Q: What superhero is as light as air and stands above the noble. A: He-Man.

@nikujagagirl

Random moment from my life #16

Friend: You want to hear a funny joke about the elements of the periodic table. Me: Oh please, all the good ones Argon!.