Blonde and her boyfriend were watching the news. There is a man standing on a cliff and the boyfriend goes to blonde 'I bet you Β£10 that he jumps!'
Blonde goes 'Your on!'
They wait for a while but eventually the man jumps. Blonde pays up but the boyfriend goes 'Sorry i cant take your money because i saw it on the news earlier today.'
Blonde goes 'So did i but i didn't think he'd jump again!'
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