@albisher

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk. A: The cow fell on her..

@albisher

Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money. A. She sold her car for it.

@albisher

Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet. A: Her dog was blind too..

@albisher

Q. Why are blondes like 7-Eleven stores. A. Open 24 hours a day..

@albisher

Q: Why don't blondes eat Jelly. A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads..

@albisher

Q: What do you call a brunette and 4 sexy blondes on a corner. A: You don't, you see if you've got 4 condoms.

@albisher

Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW. A: Divorcee..

@rubysofa

Blonde Hamster

Friend: My hamster hasn't moved in ages... Blonde: Maybe it's hibernating..