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Tea Bag :)

For @leelee101, tea lover extraordinaire!

There was a young lady named Faye
Who liked a cup of earl grey
But the tea she did spill
On her best dress's frill
So she's drinking coffee today!

I.Sparrow

IndiaSparrow

@IndiaSparrow

Strange swirling thoughts spin in my head and jump onto paper! 18 years young.

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Comments & Feedback (9)

@leelee101 I'm sorry, limericks aren't exactly my forte when I'm writing πŸ˜‰πŸ’—

Woo, go coffee!

@IndiaSparrow haha! It's great hunny. You are aware I'm judging today? Sending me tea gets you everywhere you know... β˜•πŸ‘πŸ˜‚β€

@leelee101 well in that case β˜•β˜•β˜•β˜•β˜•β˜•β˜•β˜•β˜•β˜•β˜•β˜•β˜• with love from Indy πŸ˜˜πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—

@Platypus I drink both so it doesn't really bother me that much 😜

Ha ha..love itπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’š

@IndiaSparrow 😍 slurp πŸ‘πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜

@misslittleDHP thank u hunny πŸ‘β€πŸ˜˜πŸŒŸ

@misslittleDHP @leelee101 thanks πŸ˜„πŸ’—β˜•

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