(Watson sits down on a couch next to Sherlock, who is only wearing his bed-sheet)
Watson-Are you wearing any pants?
Sherlock-Uhhm, no.
Watson-Ok.
(Silence, then both laugh)
Watson- Oh, I am seriously fighting an impulse to steal an ashtray. What are we doing here, Sherlock? Seriously, what?
Sherlock-I don't know.
Watson-Are we here to see the Queen?
(Mycroft walks in)
Sherlock-Apparently, yes.
(Both laugh)
Mycroft- Just once, could you two behave like grown-ups?
Watson-We solve crimes, I blog about it and he forgets his pants, so I wouldn't hold out too much hope.
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