Christmas time is coming
And I am getting fat,
Give me another mince pie,
And another after that!
A tin of yummy chocolates,
A Christmas pudding too,
Top it all off with brandy cream;
Half a pint should do!
I love a festive Yule log,
And a slice of Xmas cake,
Though eating a whole cheese board
May have been a mistake!
Christmas time is coming,
I can't eat another bite...
Wait, you've bought some mince pies?
Well one more can't hurt, right?
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Nicely done hunnybunchβ’β€ But you can't have one more, Jacky Fatboy's eaten the bloody lot... πππβ€πΉ
@Irrational_Kimmi hmmm yes I seem to remember you mentioning it....The cream's good for you apparently....πππππ
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