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Television

Spreads all the world's strife
Every hour of the day
Never goes away
Constantly broadcasting
The pain that's everlasting...

Janflower

@Janflower

Welcome to the madhouse that is my thoughts, feelings and musings! If you search around a bit, who knows what you may find.....

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Comments & Feedback (7)

@HeatherAnne short and rushed but yeah. 😉

True😳👍

@sarahgamal Thanks, I know. 😔 But we all watch it! 💚

Love it!

@Janflower I watch very little telli now hate it route to most evil

@tetti2 I know, I only follow the occasional programme - can't give up my Strictly Come Dancing! 😉

@HeatherAnne @tetti2 And thank you both for the generous RPs! 😘

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