@nikujagagirl

Random moment from my life #34

(me eating lunch) Me: There's a tooth................ in my taco..

@loobustus

Why did everyone ask the mushroom to come to their party. Because he was a fungi (fun-guy).

@bop365

Cheesy Joke ;)

I went to the zoo and saw a loaf in a cage. A sign read: "Bread in captivity.".

@purpleipodgirl121

Cake Baking YEAH!!!

I'm going to bake a cake today!!. Hope it turns out good :D. It's for a party my parents are hosting at our house. I'll have no one to talk to wahhhh :( Comment on your favorite kind of cake.

@glew92

Gag

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst..

@LukaB

Nutella

Eating half a jar of nutella with your fingers, and crying about your life is certainly one way to spend a day.

@MoonshineMare

Good Old Jamie!

The awkward moment when Jamie Oliver's 30-minute meals have taken you over an hour and a half... What did I do wrong?!.

@beth4856

M&S

M&S veg is horrid and so is the chips but every thing is better MONKY PANTS!!!!!!!.