Grandma's New Laptop

Before you read this, I would just like to tell you that nothing that is said in verses 9 and 10 are real... So enjoy!

My grandma has a laptop,
It's shiny, sleek, and new,
And she's gazing at it fondly,
Wondering what she shall do.

It's resting on her desk,
She thinks it's very nice.
Except for the mouse,
She loathes little mice.

While she sits there happily,
She starts to think.
She wonders what'll she do,
On her laptop so pink.

She'll soon start blogging,
On Twitter and Facebook.
She'll exchange with her friends,
Delicious recipes to cook.

She'll be the next sensation,
On every site she goes.
And everybody will want to,
Hear the gossip she knows.

She'll post wild pics of herself,
At her Bingo parties.
Where she's flirting with the men,
With the very hairy knees.

She is going to have,
Oh so much fun,
When she goes online shopping,
On eBay and Amazon.

She'll buy the "hottest" clothes,
And the "prettiest" shoes.
But there'll be so many choices!
How will she choose?

And maybe she'll start,
To do some dating online,
So she can find that gentleman,
That is oh so fine.

Because her first husband,
Died two years ago.
She says,"It's time to forget,
And get on with the show!"

And of course she'll take pictures,
And post them on the net.
Schedule an online calendar,
Because events she'll certainly forget.

She's finally ready to be,
An Internet nerd.
But first she has to figure,
Out her wifi password!

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