One Day The President was out jogging without his guards. All of a sudden a man with a ski mask jumped out from behind some bushes with a gun. The masked man said "Give me all your money! "Unwilling to do so, the President said, "You can't do this, I'm the President! " The man then replied,... "Oh, never mind then. Give me MY money! "
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