Alistair Darling

@Supertecnoboff

Beyonce

Beyonce- who runs the world. Girls. Ah that's why all the major world leaders are women then..

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@nikujagagirl

Random moment from my life #8

My dad: I'm the king and I make the rules. Me: How many times do I have to tell you?!?!. You're not the king. We live in a democracy!!!!!!!!!!!.

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@Ireland_leaf

Made In China

We think we decide over ourself and make our own destiny, tough it is said that the clothes makes a person ... and since most of the clothes are made in China, I guess we're made there too..

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@crayolaskies

OBAMA

Q- What's Obama's favorite vegetable. A- Barrockoli.

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@mcanebd

From Rainmaker

What's the difference between a lawyer and a hooker. A hooker will stop screwing you after you're dead..

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@haily

Gangam Styl

Didn't Kenyans in the 19 night Jack to PPP PPP PPP cook hello Is crazy hey born.

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@stay_beautiful

Fun Substance

Save the Earth, it's the only planet with chocolate. ^-^.

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@Supertecnoboff

Government

What's the difference between the government and organised crime. One is organised..

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