From Rainmaker

@stay_beautiful

Fun Substance

Save the Earth, it's the only planet with chocolate. ^-^.

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@beeglebuzz

Quick Joke #11

The state of the Eurozone..

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@mrubio

Refrán

Se levantó por la mañana angustiado de pensar en todos los jefes a los que tenía que alimentar.

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@klanny

Protection For Parliament

Have you seen those protective bollards outside parliament. Have you seen how small they are. They're supposed to stop explosions. The only thing they're going to do is block a dwarfs view!.

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@AshaRainne

Politicians and Diapers

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason..

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@timitee

July 24th

I really hope there won't be a terrorist attack on July 24th. We'd lose the proper sense of 24/7. Jihadists, please wait until the 25th..

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@ohitsmarcus

Green Card? Pah!

America, if I am to ever arrive on your shores then we have to get a few things straight. First of all, I don't like Nascar. Secondly, football refers to the game which strictly involves feet.

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@haily

Gangam Styl

Didn't Kenyans in the 19 night Jack to PPP PPP PPP cook hello Is crazy hey born.

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