America, if I am to ever arrive on your shores then we have to get a few things straight. First of all, I don't like Nascar. Secondly, football refers to the game which strictly involves feet. Lastly but by no mean least is your visa. I am someone is extremely liberal but when it comes to the colour green, well thats where I draw the line! I think I'd much rather a red one! You should be able to choose. RAINBOW CARD! Until the day when you can pick the colour if your visa, I will not be going to america!
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