A Quote That Changed The World

@mystery

Tax

I know it's depressing when you look at your payslip and you see how much tax you are paying, but just remember, you're paying for roads, bridges, hospitals, and an army to keep the nation free.

@LeahRockz

There were 3 politics that went on a bus that crashed on a farm. The farmer got questioned and they asked If he saw were the politics were. He said he burried them all.

@iampullen

Politics Joke

Who wants to play the politics drinking game. It's really easy: you look at politics, realise we're fucked, and get completely shitfaced..

@sm-210

Diplomacy

A man walks into a pub in London and orders a drink. The bartender notices he has a huge scar across his throat. "Bloody hell, where did you get that?" he asks. "Falklands", the man croaks.

@mitchattitude

Political Diapers

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason..

@goalballmouse

In an attempt to embrace capitalism Russia now has coffee shops on every corner. They are known as tsarbucks..

@sm-210

If i had a pound for every time David Cameron said he was going to sort the countries problems out, I'd be rich enough to live under a Tory government..

@parys86

Politicians...

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason..