Diplomacy

sm-210 • 7 followers

A man walks into a pub in London and orders a drink. The bartender notices he has a huge scar across his throat.
"Bloody hell, where did you get that?" he asks.
"Falklands", the man croaks.
"Well, this one's on the house in that case! You lads did a great job for us over there!"
The man accepts the drink and says: "Muchas gracias."

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