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@iampullen

Politics Joke

Who wants to play the politics drinking game. It's really easy: you look at politics, realise we're fucked, and get completely shitfaced..

@sm-210

Diplomacy

A man walks into a pub in London and orders a drink. The bartender notices he has a huge scar across his throat. "Bloody hell, where did you get that?" he asks. "Falklands", the man croaks.

@mitchattitude

Political Diapers

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason..

@goalballmouse

In an attempt to embrace capitalism Russia now has coffee shops on every corner. They are known as tsarbucks..

@sm-210

If i had a pound for every time David Cameron said he was going to sort the countries problems out, I'd be rich enough to live under a Tory government..

@LIAM7

One Day The President was out jogging without his guards. All of a sudden a man with a ski mask jumped out from behind some bushes with a gun. The masked man said "Give me all your money.

@daisyrocks2012

Yo mamas so fat when she fell down stairs you thought u missed Eastenders !.

@LeahRockz

There were 3 politics that went on a bus that crashed on a farm. The farmer got questioned and they asked If he saw were the politics were. He said he burried them all.