Politicians and Diapers

@ohitsmarcus

Green Card? Pah!

America, if I am to ever arrive on your shores then we have to get a few things straight. First of all, I don't like Nascar. Secondly, football refers to the game which strictly involves feet.

@lp123

Google Search

if George Osborn googled tax, would he get no results?.

@09jnewington

David Cameron

David Cameron is like marmite Unless you love marmite.

@09jnewington

A Quote That Changed The World

"Ouch" - Isaac Newton.

@parys86

Politicians...

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason..

@mystery

Tax

I know it's depressing when you look at your payslip and you see how much tax you are paying, but just remember, you're paying for roads, bridges, hospitals, and an army to keep the nation free.

@LeahRockz

There were 3 politics that went on a bus that crashed on a farm. The farmer got questioned and they asked If he saw were the politics were. He said he burried them all.

@timitee

July 24th

I really hope there won't be a terrorist attack on July 24th. We'd lose the proper sense of 24/7. Jihadists, please wait until the 25th..