@33Guetta78

Imagine If Pokemon were real tho!!!.

@33Guetta78

Start the day with a big bowl of why the f*ck am I awake..

@33Guetta78

Losing your phone is like losing your life..

@33Guetta78

“Can I ask u something?” “Aren`t you already asking…”.

@33Guetta78

"i miss you" "Really?" "No. I'm just bored and everyone else is busy.".

@33Guetta78

I often wonder how much of me shouting "F*cking GOOGLE IT!" at the telly enters my kids' dreams..

@33Guetta78

You've cat to be kitten me right meow!.

@33Guetta78

If it isn't on the first page of Google, it doesn't exist..