Red Lorry

@TommyWalsh

Languages

Learning languages is hard, I would wish that everyone spoke the same language, but with my luck the universal language wouldn't be English :/.

@Paleflower

Wait…

If I'm not back in 5mins, just wait longer!.

@Mike7469

Busses

To catch a bus, first one must think like a bus..

@Mike7469

Stalking

"You can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them & hope they panic & give in.".

@StarsInTheSky

Press the like button if you are in love...❤.

@krzekotowska

Astronomy

I lay in bed staring up at the stars thinking... Where the hell is the ceiling..

@parys86

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt..

@Danii

I overheard a little boy ask his Mum "why is the sky throwing rocks at us?" during a hailstorm. Childhood innocence can be so adorable!.