@parys86

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt..

@eliseeeegurl

The only job you start at the top is digging a hole.

@Kun

Give A Man A Fish

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Internet and he won't bother you for weeks..

@Lungs

"I'm not as stupid as I look"

....I, on the other hand prefer my adaptation: "I'm not as stupid as you look".

@Lungs

Broken Clocks

"Even a clock that's broken is right twice a day" ...but still absolutely useless..

@waynedoz

NEVER underestimate the power of Greyskull..

@overskill

Great Questions

1. Why are we here. 2. I'd there a God. 3. What is the reason for life. 4. What's for lunch?.

@krzekotowska

Astronomy

I lay in bed staring up at the stars thinking... Where the hell is the ceiling..