@mashedloofa

Friendship is like peeing yourself.. Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings...

@CuriousCat

Lemons

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand cookies..

@iPuss

Some People!

Some people just need a hug..... Round there neck.... .....With a rope!.

@asadullah

Does It Look Like I Care?

Trash talked by many. Hated by some. Guess how many fucks I give. It's less than one!.

@CrazyCreaterF

Yoda

"Who's Chihuahua is this?" - Voda Phone advert.

@Ck_bunny

When you lie down with dogs you get back up with fleas..

@madiash08

Amore

When, the world hits your eye That's a bigga pizza pie That's Amore ...... ;)).

@overskill

Great Questions

1. Why are we here. 2. I'd there a God. 3. What is the reason for life. 4. What's for lunch?.