When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand cookies.
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Kitsune. A girl who likes imagination and cookies. Short stories and poems here! :)
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand cookies.
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Kitsune. A girl who likes imagination and cookies. Short stories and poems here! :)
Trash talked by many. Hated by some. Guess how many fucks I give. It's less than one!.
"Who's Chihuahua is this?" - Voda Phone advert.
When you lie down with dogs you get back up with fleas..
When, the world hits your eye That's a bigga pizza pie That's Amore ...... ;)).
“Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.” - Calvin & Hobbes.
"I don't know if I can tolerate that much tolerance." - Hobbes.
"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up. You see this. This... is my boomstick!".
Some people just need a hug..... Round there neck.... .....With a rope!.
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