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@sjwijaya

Calvin And Hobbes

"I don't know if I can tolerate that much tolerance." - Hobbes.

@Mattydev

Ash. The Best Hero. Ever.

"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up. You see this. This... is my boomstick!".

@TheCookieMonster

What?

When a woman says 'What?' it doesn't mean he didn't hear you, it means she's giving you a chance to change what you said..

@sadexx

May your life be like toilet roll; long and useful.

@TheCookieMonster

I'm not weird. Babe, I'm limited edition..

@priyashashri

Went to the doctor today, found out I was born with too much awesomenes. Most common side affect, an over abundance of HATERS. Turns out I'm gonna survive..

@chaatale

pusing adalah saat lo itu tertiba suka sama cowo. tapi sayangnya cowo itu suka sama temen lo.

@sjwijaya

Super Knickers

“Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.” - Calvin & Hobbes.