Calvin And Hobbes

@TheCookieMonster

What?

When a woman says 'What?' it doesn't mean he didn't hear you, it means she's giving you a chance to change what you said..

@sadexx

May your life be like toilet roll; long and useful.

@TheCookieMonster

I'm not weird. Babe, I'm limited edition..

@priyashashri

Went to the doctor today, found out I was born with too much awesomenes. Most common side affect, an over abundance of HATERS. Turns out I'm gonna survive..

@chaatale

pusing adalah saat lo itu tertiba suka sama cowo. tapi sayangnya cowo itu suka sama temen lo.

@young_and_reakless

Without You

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.

@cbeckett

Believe in yourself... Or Casper, he's cool too..

@Mattydev

Ash. The Best Hero. Ever.

"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up. You see this. This... is my boomstick!".