Hello And Don't Go

@33Guetta78

My future family photo: .

@AnonLifeliver

You know we've completely fucked the world when we have to start buying fake plants..

@Danny714

iPhone's Favorite Football Team

What's the iPhones favorite football team. The Chargers. :P.

@nick_cant_read

I have CDO. It is exactly like OCD except all of the letters are in alphabetical as they should be..

@DavidSaysHola

My Quotes In High School

R.E:"What does rpe mean. OMG we have religious rape" Maths:"Just give me a minute.

@33Guetta78

How to kill a Spider: Get a tissue, approach it slowly, and very carefully, burn the house down..

@33Guetta78

Chuck Norris swam across the Sahara desert..

@Emma_33

"Hello internets. The fuck?" -Danisnotonfire.