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Cheese Puns

@Delilah

Today, I'm feeling briely cheesy,
Managed to String this together,
It was getting Harzer and Harzer,
Good Grevè, Delilah,
You asked for it, Leer!
You say you Farleigh Wallop-ed me,
But I am going all the Whey,
I say to you, well I'll Edamned,
You're acting like a Curd of Prey,
I feel much Feta,
You're quite crackers,
Laughing Cow!
(The brand of cheese),
I'll tear you Limburger by Limburger,
(Kidding!),
Rhyme Caerphilly from now on, please.

Your turn.

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It's a pleasure to meet you. Kik: melchiorj13 #ProjectHumanity

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Oh it's on 😉

@Delilah 😉

Funny stuff!

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