I see you Boursin all around,
Not as Mazeqi as you sound,
You're Prato much just on for show,
A slice of what you ought to know,
Your knowledge is okay,
Sewsew,
Brös meagre next to what I know,
See you Bergkäse in the praise,
And dreaming of the Gubbeen days,
You just can't Queso comprehend,
I'm creaming you Gouda, my friend,
Feel you Cheddaring, immature,
You reek of Ranco amateur,
I'll let you off, still Por Salut,
Nacho Cheese, the winner's Nacho,
Want to Camembert, Sjenički,
I'll Finnish you just like Lappi.
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@Delilah coincidental I had the same thought running through my head as I wrote this.... I don't think we're going to stop until every Cheese word is completely exhausted 😉
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