Jeesh Areesh
You're getting rather tetchy!
Camembert down
You're cheese knowledge is getting sketchy.
You're listing every cheesy crumb
All in Caravane
You know as well as I do
You won't win this game.
Your wipeout shall be Motal
If you don't surrender now,
I shan't go into the details
Of why and when and how.
You know you're Rubing losing;
Catch me if you Rushan
Now now, just you listen Paneer
To my master plan.
I might just give you one more Chanco
To play me at this game
But don't be silly like Choccy Philly
To try and win your fame.
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@Irrational_Kimmi hehe thanks ๐ I've never tried Choccy Philly but I don't know whether to or not... I mean Choccy Philly don't be silly!
@Irrational_Kimmi mmm you had me at chocolate cheesecake ๐ฒ๐ฒ if its horrible I'm blaming you haha
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