Well Delilah,
What a show,
Tell me more of what you know,
I'm cheesed off now,
And that's not Gouda,
Babybel,
Cool it, Camorla,
Brie it cheese,
Or Brie it wine,
Your mouse brain can't beat that of mine,
Ricotta up and bring Lorraine,
Velveeta win at this cheese game,
Chhurpi, Rushan,
Ring a bell?
Moale if you got a chance to smell?
You think you're such a great SamsΓΈ,
Halloumi up,
What do you know?
I think your cheese is running low,
I say you just got Mascarpwned.
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@MelchiorJ13 I'm tougher than hard cheese π you're not too shabby yourself @TaintedTulip cheesy justice must be served! πππ
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