Ohhoh, @MelchoirJ13, this is war.
You'll be beaten like you've never been beaten before!
See no one else, as far a I see,
Is more proud to be British than me.
My room is strung with Keep Calm Posters,
My coffee table covered in flag coloured coasters.
My quarters coated red- white- blue,
I love England more than you.
Come on chaps, let's be a sport,
I look forward to your next retort.
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