Blonde Calls Brunette

@hannahtummons

Blondes...;p

Brunette:im going to be the first brunette on mars!!. Ginger:ima be the first ginger on venus. Blonde:im going to be the first blonde on the.... Sun!!!. Brunette&ginger:youll burn duh!:0 Blonde:nah.

@tjb5622

Blondes

The blonde haired and blue eyed are amazing aren't they?.

@rippleberry

Mirror

How to drown a blonde: Glue a mirror to the bottom of the pool.

@writesaidfred

Whats the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley. A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.......

@JessicaBryant

Stupidity At Its Finest

"Hey, thank god I met you. You left your phone at my house yesterday. I tried ringing you but you didn't pick up!".

@albisher

Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet. A. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills..

@albisher

Q: How do you know a blonde has robbed your house. A: You notice the microwave is gone, but a note is there in it's place saying: "Thanks for the TV".

@albisher

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calculator. A: She couldn't find the 10 key..