@albisher

Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet. A. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills..

@albisher

Q: How do you know a blonde has robbed your house. A: You notice the microwave is gone, but a note is there in it's place saying: "Thanks for the TV".

@albisher

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar. She heard that the drinks were on the house..

@RowebotHatchling

Blonde Joke 1

Blonde: what does IDK mean. Brunette: I Don't Know Blonde: OMG, no one knows!.

@RowebotHatchling

Just For Fun

Always give 100% at work 12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday.

@albisher

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you. Run - she is still holding the grenade!.

@Onixea

Blonde Moment (true)

Ok so I am on holiday and I go to the toilet. I find when I'm done I can't unlock the door. It's no use calling for my mum because I'm in a foreign country and I was like the only English family...

@JessicaBryant

Stupidity At Its Finest

"Hey, thank god I met you. You left your phone at my house yesterday. I tried ringing you but you didn't pick up!".