Blonde Joke 1

@albisher

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you. Run - she is still holding the grenade!.

@Onixea

Blonde Moment (true)

Ok so I am on holiday and I go to the toilet. I find when I'm done I can't unlock the door. It's no use calling for my mum because I'm in a foreign country and I was like the only English family...

@albisher

Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators. A. They chip their teeth..

@albisher

Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio. It took her a month to realize she could play it at night....

@Marshmallow

Blonds In A Library

A blond walks into a library and says to the women at the desk "I would like a cheese burger and fries," The woman replies "This is a library." The blond then whispers "I would like a cheese burger...

@were

The Blonde And The Alligator

"Hey. I love your alligator skin coat. What's your name?" "Well then, ms. ROARGHH. Should we hang out sometime?" Crunch!!!.

@dougietjs

My First Opuss

22 blondes walk into a building You'd have thought one of them would've seen it.

@RowebotHatchling

Just For Fun

Always give 100% at work 12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday.