Ok so I am on holiday and I go to the toilet. I find when I'm done I can't unlock the door. It's no use calling for my mum because I'm in a foreign country and I was like the only English family there. So there I am in this toilet howling and trying to unlock this door. After about an hour it undid!!!
Three years later-I just realise it was a push door-NOT A PULL DOOR!!!!!
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