@were

The Blonde And The Alligator

"Hey. I love your alligator skin coat. What's your name?" "Well then, ms. ROARGHH. Should we hang out sometime?" Crunch!!!.

@dougietjs

My First Opuss

22 blondes walk into a building You'd have thought one of them would've seen it.

@nmaelietta

Lightning, Camera, Action!

Brunette: "Was that lightning?" Blonde: "No, they're taking pictures for Google Earth.".

@albisher

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory. A: For throwing out the W's..

@albisher

Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets. A: She went looking for the three guys..

@albisher

Q. How do you confuse a blonde. A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner..

@albisher

Boy and girl in class asked the teacher: "Can kids of our age have kids?" Teacher replied " NO Never!!" Boy said to girl : "See I told you not to worry!!!!"..

@Marshmallow

Blonds In A Library

A blond walks into a library and says to the women at the desk "I would like a cheese burger and fries," The woman replies "This is a library." The blond then whispers "I would like a cheese burger...