@albisher

Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators. A. They chip their teeth..

@albisher

Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio. It took her a month to realize she could play it at night....

@Marshmallow

Blonds In A Library

A blond walks into a library and says to the women at the desk "I would like a cheese burger and fries," The woman replies "This is a library." The blond then whispers "I would like a cheese burger...

@were

The Blonde And The Alligator

"Hey. I love your alligator skin coat. What's your name?" "Well then, ms. ROARGHH. Should we hang out sometime?" Crunch!!!.

@dougietjs

My First Opuss

22 blondes walk into a building You'd have thought one of them would've seen it.

@nmaelietta

Lightning, Camera, Action!

Brunette: "Was that lightning?" Blonde: "No, they're taking pictures for Google Earth.".

@albisher

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory. A: For throwing out the W's..

@Onixea

Blonde Moment (true)

Ok so I am on holiday and I go to the toilet. I find when I'm done I can't unlock the door. It's no use calling for my mum because I'm in a foreign country and I was like the only English family...